Adult Conversations

When your sister calls and says, "Hey. I'm in Target looking for that snowflake doormat. Where is it located?"

You reply, "It's in the non-Christmas doormat section in home goods. It's purple with snowflakes."

She says a few moments later, "Oh. Does it have red, green, and white snowflakes on it?"

You say, "Yes. Lots of them."

She says, "Ok. I found it. I've got to go buy this and run back to work. I'll talk to you later."

Then you hang up, knowing you're getting exactly what you asked her for this Christmas.